If there is one great thing about being dead, I mean there are all kinds of great things about being dead but let’s just assume for my purposes that there’s only one, it’s being able to get into the best shows for free.  The Horrorpops, The Necromantics, The Young Werewolves, all great bands and beyond [...]

So after part one the question was asked “If zombies don’t get along with each other, than how come you and your undead companion Sarah got along so well at Archon?”  The answer is that Sarah Ann is not really a zombie; she was given the right to use the undead name after defending yours truly [...]

There I was the other day, just shopping around Wal-Mart like a regular member of the living when this store clerk has the audacity to come over and ask that I leave the store because of “an incident”.  Yeah, I knew what he was talking about, but I still didn’t start what had happened.  I [...]

Can you believe what JimmyZ said about me the last time?  What Jimbo, did you think I wasn’t going to read my editorial after it was posted?  I saw what you said, and though you may think I’m under your thumb with the help from evil ninjas Abs and Flunky, you haven’t learned anything yet.  [...]

Ah, the human sense of smell, a sense that is shot up with methamphetamine, overloaded with caffeine, and given a jolt of electricity when you become a member of the living dead.  We’ve all had those moments where the smell of a certain aroma brings back memories of a time long past. Take me for [...]