When evangelical preacher Cotton Marcus decides to give up his life as a fraudulent exorcist he invites a documentary film crew along to video tape his final exorcism in order to teach people how easy those like him are able to prey on the innocent, but this time around he may discover that though he [...]
Posts Tagged ‘2 Stars’
Movie Review – The Last Exorcism
December 10th, 2011 
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Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies 
Tags: 2 Stars, demons, exorcism, movies, The Last Exorcism, The_Undead_Review 
No Comments »Movie Review – Pontypool
November 11th, 2011 Damon A strange word, Pontypool, isn’t it? Pontypool, Pontypool, P-o-n-t-y-p-o-o-l. What is to truly understand a word? Pontypool is a film that takes horror to a different level; the horror of words. Pontypool, directed by Canadian Bruce McDonald and staring Stephen McHattie, Lisa Houle and Georgina Reilly, is a film that explores a virus attaching itself [...]
Movie Review – Zombie Women of Satan
August 28th, 2011 The_Undead_Review In a laboratory deep in the woods, an evil scientist is turning really hot, scantily clad women into still scantily clad, still kinda hot zombies and only the troop of traveling freak show Flesharama can stop them.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Foreign, Movies Tags: 2 Stars, British, Foreign, movies, The_Undead_Review, Zombie Women of Satan, zombies No Comments »Movie Review – American Zombie
August 13th, 2011 The_Undead_Review Follow documentary filmmakers Grace Lee and John Solomon as they document the odd life of undead citizens trying to fit into a society mostly populated by the living.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies Tags: 2 Stars, American Zombie, Mockumentary, movies, The_Undead_Review, zombies No Comments »Movie Review – Village of the Damned
July 10th, 2011 Tim Roesslein This review is the first in a series of 4 John Carpenter throwback reviews. These movies came as part of a 4-disc set of Carpenter films currently being sold in stores. I wrote these reviews because JimmyZ said four will get me listed on the site as “Staff”. With an appropriately fabricated summary paragraph, no [...]
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies Tags: 2 Stars, John Carpenter, Tim Roesslein, Village of the Damned 1 Comment »TV Review – Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files
August 28th, 2010 Flunky Oh boy, a chance to look at alleged supernatural occurrences caught on tape with a scientific eye! EEH wrong. You see, therein lies the problem with this show. It’s a good idea on paper, but in practice it falls flat. Fact or Faked: Paranormal Files revolutionizes paranormal programming by investigating the evidence witnesses post on [...]
Posted in *Full Overviews*, Dark Reviews, TV Tags: 2 Stars, aliens, cryptozoology, Flunky, ghosts, paranormal, tv No Comments »Comic Review – Predators Movie Prequel 1-4
July 14th, 2010 JimmyZ Drake finds himself in freefall into a jungle along with several other random soldiers. Almost instantly they are assaulted by Predators who don’t so much hunt them as they do ambush them. Drake manages to survive with the help of another person who appears dressed in Predator garb. Turns out that is Noland (Laurence Fishburne [...]
Posted in Comics, Dark Reviews, Written Tags: 2 Stars, Chris Warner, comics, Dark Horse Comics, JimmyZ, Mark Verheiden, Predator, Ron Randall No Comments »TV Review – Lost Tapes
April 20th, 2009 Flunky Not something you’d expect from Animal Planet… but really, that just means they should’ve left it alone. There are creatures science refuses to recognize. But new technology makes us question what is real. If our eyes see it… If our cameras capture it… does it exist? Enter a realm where fact meets fiction, science meets [...]
TV Review – Supernatural Mini-Reviews 1×12 – 1×22
July 10th, 2008 Flunky 1×12 – Faith Written by Sera Gamble & Raelle Tucker Directed by Allan Kroeker Witness the miracle: Faith healer Roy Le Grange cures Dean after an accident leaves him near death. Witness the terror: For every life Le Grange saves, another life must end.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Supernatural, TV Tags: 2 Stars, 2.5 Stars, 3.5 Stars, 4 Stars, 4.5 Stars, 5 Stars, cannibals, demons, Flunky, ghosts, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Julie Benz, religion, Supernatural, tv, urban legends, vampires 1 Comment »Movie Review – Ray’s Day
January 17th, 2007 Flunky Never in my wildest dreams did I ever expect to be so confused by a movie. EVER. But, Ray’s Day did just that. This short film about a mental patient’s journey back to the site where a car crash caused his mental affliction and the gory wackiness that ensues left me beyond puzzled.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies Tags: 2 Stars, Brian Hutzler, Chloe Hutzler, Flunky, independent, insanity, Michael J. Stewart, movies, Susan Gard No Comments »
