Posts Tagged ‘1.5 Stars’

Movie Review – Dark Shadows

Aaaaaaaaarrrghhh!!!!1 That is the one word that ran through my mind over and over for the last two hours. I saw the early showing of the new Dark Shadows movie. And I have to say. . . Aaaaaarrrggghhhh!!!! I feel like Charlie Brown as Lucy snatches the football away moments before he can kick it. [...]

Movie Review – Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (Part 5)

Poor Tommy Jarvis has been traumatized since he turned Jason Voorhees into mincemeat years back and now finds himself the latest addition to a rehabilitation center for troubled kids, but when those kids start dropping off Tommy begins to worry his old buddy may have come back for him.  

Comic Review – Humpty Dumpty

The tag line of his comic had me really intrigued. “He should never have been born.”

Movie Review – Ripper: Letter from Hell

Intriguing and yet possibly the worst Canadian horror yet, Ripper is a well structured serial killer flick. It starts with a lone victim running through the woods and ending up on a boat, where she watches as the last two of her friends die gruesomely. Completely broken she starts the engine of the boat, later [...]

Movie Review – Muckman

As a concept, this movie had some promise. A reality show host is caught faking an episode. He was supposed to have found the fabled Muckman (effectively a legendary creature not unlike Bigfoot. At least the way they faked it anyway.) He manages to convince a studio to give him a second chance, and thus [...]

Movie Review – The Video Dead

When brother and sister Jeff and Zoe move into a new house they expect a few surprises but nothing can prepare them for the surprise this house has in store for them, namely a cursed television set and the undead who exit its screen.

Movie Review – Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis

A group of teenage kids break into a maximum security research facility in order to save their friend from an evil scientist intent on perfecting the art of bringing the dead back to life.  In their quest to rescue the lost member of the teenage tribe they unleash a horde of experimental subjects from their [...]

Movie Review – The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

In this Rob Zombie comic turned film, wrestler/detective El Superbeasto must stop the nefarious plans of Dr. Satan before he gains enough power to enslave the world.

Movie Review – The Hitcher

Ok, stop me if you heard this one before; a guy and his girlfriends are driving down a lonesome highway in the middle of the night to meet some friends. On the way there they end up picking up a shady looking character that causes our heroes an infinite amount of trouble. If this isn’t [...]

Movie Review – The Hive

When ants begin killing off the residents of a small South Asian island, it’s up to the extermination team of Thorax to take care of the threat, but when the ants turn out to be controlled by a central intelligence, things get just a little bit trickier.