Aaaaaaaaarrrghhh!!!!1 That is the one word that ran through my mind over and over for the last two hours. I saw the early showing of the new Dark Shadows movie. And I have to say. . . Aaaaaarrrggghhhh!!!! I feel like Charlie Brown as Lucy snatches the football away moments before he can kick it. [...]
Posts Tagged ‘1.5 Stars’
Movie Review – Dark Shadows
May 11th, 2012 
JimmyZ 
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies 
Tags: 1.5 Stars, Barnabus Collins, Dark Shadows, JimmyZ, Johnny Depp, Jonathon Frid, Tim Burton 
No Comments »Movie Review – Friday the 13th: A New Beginning (Part 5)
February 11th, 2012 The_Undead_Review Poor Tommy Jarvis has been traumatized since he turned Jason Voorhees into mincemeat years back and now finds himself the latest addition to a rehabilitation center for troubled kids, but when those kids start dropping off Tommy begins to worry his old buddy may have come back for him.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies Tags: 1.5 Stars, Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 5, Jason Voorhees, movies, The_Undead_Review No Comments »Comic Review – Humpty Dumpty
November 17th, 2011 JimmyZ The tag line of his comic had me really intrigued. “He should never have been born.”
Movie Review – Ripper: Letter from Hell
November 17th, 2011 Damon Intriguing and yet possibly the worst Canadian horror yet, Ripper is a well structured serial killer flick. It starts with a lone victim running through the woods and ending up on a boat, where she watches as the last two of her friends die gruesomely. Completely broken she starts the engine of the boat, later [...]
Posted in Little Blog of Horrors Tags: 1.5 Stars, A.J. Cook, Mistress Daemon, movies, Ripper: Letter from Hell No Comments »Movie Review – Muckman
October 8th, 2011 JimmyZ As a concept, this movie had some promise. A reality show host is caught faking an episode. He was supposed to have found the fabled Muckman (effectively a legendary creature not unlike Bigfoot. At least the way they faked it anyway.) He manages to convince a studio to give him a second chance, and thus [...]
Movie Review – The Video Dead
August 20th, 2011 The_Undead_Review When brother and sister Jeff and Zoe move into a new house they expect a few surprises but nothing can prepare them for the surprise this house has in store for them, namely a cursed television set and the undead who exit its screen.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies Tags: 1.5 Stars, movies, The Video Dead, The_Undead_Review, zombies No Comments »Movie Review – Return of the Living Dead 4: Necropolis
August 4th, 2011 The_Undead_Review A group of teenage kids break into a maximum security research facility in order to save their friend from an evil scientist intent on perfecting the art of bringing the dead back to life. In their quest to rescue the lost member of the teenage tribe they unleash a horde of experimental subjects from their [...]
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies Tags: 1.5 Stars, movies, Return of the Living Dead 4, The_Undead_Review, zombies No Comments »Movie Review – The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
July 16th, 2011 The_Undead_Review In this Rob Zombie comic turned film, wrestler/detective El Superbeasto must stop the nefarious plans of Dr. Satan before he gains enough power to enslave the world.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies Tags: 1.5 Stars, Cartoon, movies, Rob Zombie, The Haunted World of El Superbeasto, The_Undead_Review No Comments »Movie Review – The Hitcher
June 7th, 2011 William Raymer Ok, stop me if you heard this one before; a guy and his girlfriends are driving down a lonesome highway in the middle of the night to meet some friends. On the way there they end up picking up a shady looking character that causes our heroes an infinite amount of trouble. If this isn’t [...]
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies Tags: 1.5 Stars, Hitcher, remakes, Sean Bean, William Raymer No Comments »Movie Review – The Hive
March 31st, 2011 The_Undead_Review When ants begin killing off the residents of a small South Asian island, it’s up to the extermination team of Thorax to take care of the threat, but when the ants turn out to be controlled by a central intelligence, things get just a little bit trickier.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies Tags: 1.5 Stars, Insects, movies, Nature Run Amock, The_Undead_Review No Comments »
