Aaaaaaaaarrrghhh!!!!1 That is the one word that ran through my mind over and over for the last two hours. I saw the early showing of the new Dark Shadows movie. And I have to say. . . Aaaaaarrrggghhhh!!!! I feel like Charlie Brown as Lucy snatches the football away moments before he can kick it. [...]
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Movie Review – Dark Shadows
May 11th, 2012 
JimmyZ 
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies 
Tags: 1.5 Stars, Barnabus Collins, Dark Shadows, JimmyZ, Johnny Depp, Jonathon Frid, Tim Burton 
No Comments »Movie Review – Melancholia
April 19th, 2012 Absinthe A bride’s lavish wedding descends into chaos as a new planet called Melancholia is getting dangerously close to Earth. Directed by Lars Von Trier, Melancholia asks us what would we do if life as we know it is about to end.
Movie Review – The Cabin In The Woods
April 13th, 2012 JimmyZ Five friends go off on a weekend getaway. The plan is simple. Go to this secluded cabin and enjoy the hell out of the next few days. But there is a catch. There are some scientists who are running an experiment behind the scenes. And these two worlds have everything to do with each other. [...]
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies Tags: 4.5, J. J. Abrams, JimmyZ, The Cabin In The Woods No Comments »Movie Review – Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence
April 9th, 2012 Absinthe Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence is Dutch filmmaker Tom Six’s foray into even more controversial horror. I saw the original Human Centipede film and actually enjoyed it. I would not however, call Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence controversial but rather it is just a sick exploitation of human depravity and a certain bodily function.
Posted in Foreign, Movies Tags: 1 Star, Absinthe, Laurence R. Harvey, movies, Tom Six, trailers No Comments »Movie Review – Black Briefs
April 8th, 2012 JimmyZ (Have to read past the jump for stars) This was a very difficult collection to review. Six “Dark-Themed Gay Short Films” Or so it was billed. Emblazoned across the cover. Next to a man whose physique most of us can only imagine ever having. There were a couple problems I had with trying to review [...]
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies, Shorts Tags: Black Briefs, Guest House Films, JimmyZ, Remission, Video Night No Comments »Movie Review – Jason Takes Manhattan
March 26th, 2012 The_Undead_Review After spending years slaughtering campers at the infamous Crystal Lake, Jason Voorhees has decided to take a little trip to the big apple, with humorous consequences.
Movie Review – Zombie Diaries 2
March 25th, 2012 JimmyZ This movie starts out with a frustrating premise. It is a found footage movie. Still with me? I don’t blame you if you aren’t, I am no longer with me. Wish I had known in advance it was found footage. As a concept, or sub-genre, found footage doesn’t excite me. I know, it has been [...]
Posted in Dark Reviews, Independent, Movies Tags: BLACK star, JimmyZ, Zombie Diaries 2, zombies No Comments »Movie Review – The Hunger Games
March 23rd, 2012 Freddys Girl Warning to those who haven’t seen the movie: There are spoilers, either deal with it, or don’t read the following review.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies Tags: 4.5 Stars, Freddys Girl, movies, The Hunger Games 1 Comment »Movie Review: Friday the 13th Part 7: The New Blood
March 9th, 2012 The_Undead_Review Tommy Jarvis may have managed to placate Jason Voorhees for a while but when a young Tina Shepard uses her telekinetic abilities to drown her father, an evil the world thought destroyed is released once again.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies Tags: 2.5 Stars, Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 7, Jason Voorhees, movies, The_Undead_Review No Comments »Movie Review – Friday the 13th: Jason Lives (part 6)
February 28th, 2012 The_Undead_Review When Tommy Jarvis digs up the body of Crystal Lake favorite Jason Voorhees in order to completely destroy the body, a freak lighting strike brings the deceased killer roaring back to life. The end of the Tommy Jarvis Saga.
Posted in Dark Reviews, Mainstream, Movies Tags: 4 Stars, Friday the 13th, Friday the 13th Part 6, Jason Voorhees, movies, The_Undead_Review, Thom Mathews, Undead 2 Comments »
